Help, I'm a rock

A joke (sort of an existential-angst-karma joke.) The idea comes from a song by, "The West Coast Pop Art Experimental Ensemble Band." I've just been going around saying, "Help! I'm a rock!" a lot. It kinda' got in my head and I thought about how it would suck to be a rock, and no one could hear one's pleas.

Addendum: Turns out I heard a cover version from 1967, and the original is from Zappa, in 1966.